HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OFFER CURSES AVAILABLE AGAIN – ONLY UNTIL 31st October 2021 PERSONALISED CURSES FROM THE TERRIBLE OLD CRONE
The Terrible Old Crone has a little spare time on her horrible hands, so she’s taking commissions for personalised, hand-made curses. Scrawled in crimson ink on old-looking paper and sealed with the Terrible Old Crone’s terrifying black wax stamp, these curses are the perfect gift for you or your loved ones. Just give her the name you want the curse made out to, and she’ll do the rest.
PREVIOUS EXAMPLE CURSES
May thy bum grow teeth and eat anything you try to sit on
May ye buy an album by Morrissey, and when you play it may ye discover it is not a recording of his music, but his opinions
May ye, every year, try, unsuccessfully to enter a little horse into crufts
£10 + 85p pp (UK only)
My cholesterol was raised by wolves. I’ve had to stop eating wolves.